This is too funny

This was on the Daily Dish on the Chronicle Web site. It is kinda gross--but I laughed when I read it:

Paris Hilton's publicists are trying to silence a Hawaiian taxi driver who claims the socialite urinated in his cab.
Harden Jamison tells the National Enquirer tabloid the hotel heiress was too drunk to notice she'd wet herself when he picked her and boyfriend Stavros Niarchos up after a party on Maui.
The disgusted cab driver claims he mopped up the mess with a towel and plans to use Hilton's own DNA as evidence against her.
Jamison has gone public with his story after getting threatened by Hilton's heavies, who hitched a ride in his cab, after making it known that he has a towel with the socialite's urine on it.
He says, "They were all drunk and abusive. I kicked them out and flagged down a cop."The cab driver claims one of Hilton's pals offered him $200 for the towel.
A spokesman for Hilton denies the incident.